All posts by PsychoSSF2

Akuma: You expected to get the overpowered Akuma you fought during Super Street Fighter II Turbo.

Storm: You just like how broken she is in Marvel 2… and you’ve watched X-Men: The Last Stand and saw how cool she was in it.

Cyclops: You mained him because you dream of shooting lasers out of your eyes.

Wolverine: He may not be the best in the series consistently, but you still stick with him regardless.

Omega Red: You like characters who quote similar things Dio did in the JoJo manga.

Sentinel: You mained him because your a machine nerd.

Iceman: You mained him because you hate projectile spam.

Colossus: You don’t care about the downsides of his Super Armor.

Psylocke: You like girls who use energy blades.

Silver Samurai: You’re sad that he was nerfed in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (but you still play him anyway).

Spiral: You like ancient mythology.

Anita: You still want Darkstalkers to come back.

Doctor Doom: You picked him because of how good he’d become in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

Thanos: You like playing as a good final boss.

Hulk: You like chucking rocks at people… or you like chucking rocks at the sea. Take your pick.

Iron Man: Technology was always your strong point.

Spider-Man: You love relatable characters like him… backstory wise.

Captain America: You just like his bop of a theme song.

Magneto: You like playing as the final boss you didn’t get a chance to play with in the game before.

Shuma-Gorath: You like causing chaos.

Juggernaut: You’re not the smartest in the world, but you make up for the little intellect you have with amazing strength.

Blackheart: You like befriending school kids along with other evil entities. No, this isn’t a joke.

Ryu: You usually like doing things alone, but will team up when the time is right.

Ken: You like doing things with other people.

Cammy: You didn’t have a great childhood.

Charlie: You’ve watched The Right Stuff so many times that you remember the entire script.

Chun-Li: Your dad left to get milk and never came back. (This is a joke, I’m not actually saying it happened.)

Zangief: You dream of being a wrestler one day.

Dhalsim: You play a lot of Wii Fit in your spare time.

M. Bison: You still like watching that one Street Fighter cartoon that’s full of memes.

Sabertooth: You find Wolverine’s rival to be cooler than Wolverine himself.

Gambit: You plan on visiting France someday.

Rogue: Your life consists of playing Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty on a bi-monthly basis.

Sakura: One of your best friends is a demon from hell. (I don’t know how that works, but it does.)

Dan: Your favorite hobby is taunting others, drawing, and fighting. You’re very bad at the last one, though.

Norimaro: You’re a weird person. And I’m not saying that to offend you, I am actually complimenting you when saying this.

Dark Sakura (spoilers for Sonic 2 - watch the move before clicking the link): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rk6eRBAo00&t=66s

Mech-Zangief: You think robotics and wrestling are cool when mixed together. Can’t say I blame you.

Shadow: You like the compensation you got for Charlie Nash’s ending in Street Fighter Alpha 2.

Armored Spider-Man: You hate the nerfed jump height, but like everything else.

US Agent: You don’t care about a mere palette swap - you’re a big John Walker fan.

Mephisto: You like watching Blackheart’s dad use the same moves as Blackheart.

Morrigan: You are the average Darkstalkers fan (this is the only character most Darkstalkers fans know).

Captain Commando: You’re like Cyclops mains, but you want more power.

Mega Man: You like putting him on the craziest teams.

Roll: You’re sad that she was heavily nerfed in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. However, her huge buff in Tatsumaki vs, Capcom made you feel better.

Strider Hiryu: Out of all the DLC characters in Street Fighter 5, you played Zeku the most.

Jin: You just can’t seem to catch a break with emotional trauma.

Venom: You like references to older Spider-Man games.

War Machine: You’ve always preferred Rhodey over Stark.

Lilith: Darkstalkers 3 is your favorite Darkstalkers game.

Shadow Lady: You love giving Jin mains more emotional trauma than they already have with Shadow Lady’s ending.

Onslaught: You like playing as the best final boss.

Felicia: You’re a cat person.

Guile: You’re one of those people that meme his Street Fighter II theme.

Amingo: You have a thing for cacti and want to study them more.

B. B. Hood: Your dream is to one day be a mercenary or a special agent.

Sonson: You watched a lot of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z.

Marrow: You wish you were born with your rib cage backwards and had the ability to eject your bones out of your back.

Ruby Heart: You like playing with the forgotten Darkstalkers character.

Cable: You like playing older Cyclops with a gun.

Anakaris: You have a thing for Egyptian mythology.

Hayato: You dream of being a futuristic sword fighter with a beam sword.

Tron Bonne: You want Capcom to bring back Mega Man Legends so badly.

Jill Valentine: You want Capcom to remake Resident Evil 3 again.

Servbot: You like the goofy sidekick for Mega Man Trigger (aka Volnutt)’s rival.

Nemesis: You liked that he got a promotion from Super Move to playable character.

Firebrand: His appearance in SvC Chaos wasn’t enough for you, huh? Not that I’m complaining.

Phoenix Wright: Were any of you expecting him to be so broken? No? Good.

Chris: You like that the other playable character in Resident Evil 3 showed up.

Arthur: Capcom went six games without any Ghosts & Goblins nostalgia, so they finally gave it to you all in the form of Arthur & Firebrand.

Frank West: You dream of being a paperboy.

Vergil: Blue is your favorite color.

Wesker: You hate him for what he did to Jill in this game, but you main him anyway because he looks cool.

Zero: You popped off after you found out Athena brought him back from Heaven in his X series appearance.

Dante: Red is your favorite color.

Trish: You have no favorite color.

Spencer & Dormammu: You only like them because of their move set.

Viewtiful Joe: You still wish Capcom would bring back the series.

Hsien-Ko: You like her just for how weird she is.

Mike Haggar: You want to see him playable in Street Fighter, even though you know deep down this is as close as you’ll get.

Crimson Viper: You mained her because Michelle Ruff also voiced Cream the Rabbit & Sakura Kasugano.

Amaterasu: You like Japanese mythology.

Doctor Strange: You like to bargain. A lot.

Hawkeye: You want to become a competitive archer when you’re older.

Ghost Rider: You question Sakura & Blackheart mains why the two are friends.

Nova: You’re afraid of bunnies. (Yes, as an avid Ultimate Spider-Man enjoyer, I had to do this.)

Rocket Raccoon: You wish more Guardians of the Galaxy representatives would join the series.

Iron Fist: You commonly use him in a team with Spider-Man and Nova.

Deadpool: You like the funny meme character.

MODOK: You listen to Tally Hall… way too much.

Thor: You like Greek mythology more than you should.

X-23: You have more existential crises than Jin Saotome mains.

Super-Skrull: You’re a fan of that one Earth’s Mightest Heroes TV show episode where almost everyone literally becomes Super-Skrull.

Taskmaster: You’re another avid fan of Ultimate Spider-Man.

She-Hulk: You’re excited for her new movie.

Phoenix: You actually enjoyed watching the movie Dark Phoenix. (I salute you for your bold taste.)

X: You’re still waiting for Mega Man X9… and you have a hidden fear of elevators.

Jedah: You’re that one weird kid at school.

Sigma: You dream of being a doctor one day.

Monster Hunter: You have dreams of time traveling back to various eras of the ancient past.

Ultron: You just want to live in isolation and be a techno-geek.

Gamora: You still haven’t gotten over Infinity War.

Black Panther: You share pain with both Jin Saotome mains and X-23 mains.

Black Widow: You still haven’t gotten over Endgame.

Winter Soldier: You have the trauma of Jin Saotome mains, X-23 mains, and Black Panther mains cranked up to 11.

(Sakura)

Akuma: "........" ("Hmm... We’ve just encountered a version of you without the darkness powering her...")

Dark Sakura: "........" ("Don’t worry, Akuma. I'll handle this.")

Akuma: "........" ("Very well...") *He uses Ashura Senku to teleport away*

Sakura: "What the... who are you?"

Dark Sakura: "I’m you... but with the darkness inside awakened. I may have slept in a field for a short period of time, but I’ve gained unimaginable power!"

Sakura: "Well, if you want to show it to me, then bring it on!"

Dark Sakura: "As you wish."

(Spider-Man)

Akuma: "........" ("Who is that guy? He looks mysterious...")

Dark Sakura: "........" ("He looks familiar to me... Let me handle this, Akuma.")

Akuma: "........" ("Alright...") *He uses Ashura Senku to teleport away*

Spider-Man: "Sakura? Is that you?!"

Dark Sakura: "Not quite, Spidey. The darkness inside me has awakened. Now, I’ve gained unimaginable power!"

Spider-Man: "So you’ve gained Akuma’s power, huh? Alright, I’ll take you on."

Dark Sakura: "Hmph. Fine, I accept your challenge!"