Deadpool/Quotes

In-Battle

• “Yay! Now it's fighty time!”
• “Blood blood blood!”
• “Takes a lickin' and keep on...! Eh, guess not.”
  — Time over
• “SPUGULOS!!”
  — Attacking
• “YO MAMA!!”
  — Attacking
• “Owie!”
  — Light hit
• “(girly) Aaah~!”
  — Light hit
• “KEEEH!”
  — Medium hit
• “GAH!!”
  — Medium hit
• “Nyeh-HAH!”
  — Medium hit
• “AAAUGH!!”
  — Heavy hit
• “My kidney!”
  — Heavy hit
• “Nice try!”
  — Ground recovery
• “Taunt button!!”
  — taunt
• “This is my taunt! Heh! Get it?”
  — taunt
• “You pressed the wrong buttooooon!!!”
  — Defeat (K.O screams)
• “Ack! I still get paid though, right?”
  — Chip damage defeat
• “Don't be a bully!”
  — Crossover Counter
• “Take notes!”
  — delayed Hyper Combo
• “OH YEAH! Hah! Huh! Jab! Jab! BRING IT! Oh. Wrong way.”
  — Swapping in
• “Super legendary uh...thing!”
  — delayed Hyper Combo
• “You rang?”
  — Team Aerial Combo
• “How you like me now?!”
  — Team Aerial Counter
• “Anime power-up time! Heh! Heh!”
  — X-Factor
• “Let's do this!”
  — Crossover Combination
• “No touchy feeling!”
  — Break Free
• “Comin' at ya!”
  — Advancing Guard

Partner call-outs (Unique Lines)

• “Hey, rookie!”
  — Calling Rocket Raccoon
• “HULK!”
  — Calling Hulk, while at the same time Impersonating him
• “Man thingie!”
  — Calling Nemesis (Also references another Marvel Character: Man-Thing)
• “Big G!”
  — Calling Galactus (Unused)
• “Cap!”
  — Calling Captain America
• “Me!”
  — Calling himself (unused)

Specials

• “Have gun, will shoot!”
  — Trigger Happy
  • “Stings, don't it?”
    — Trigger Happy (Air version)
• “Present for ya!”
  — Ninja Gift (Light Version)
  • “Pineapple surprise!”
    — Ninja Gift (Medium Version)
  • “Get along little doggy!”
    — Ninja Gift (Heavy Version)
• “Katana-Rama!”
  — Katana-Rama!
• “CHIMICHANGAS!!”
  — Chimichangas!!
• “Swift as the wind!”
  — Quick Work
• “BAMF!”
  — Teleporter (before the third teleport attempt)
  • “Curses! Foiled again.”
    — Teleporter (after the third teleport attempt)

Hyper Combos

• “Woah-ho! BANG! BANG BANG BANG! BANG BANG BANG BANG!”
  — Happy-Happy Trigger
• “Yes. It's cuttin' time! La la la la la. La la la la. La la la.”
  — Cuttin' Time (The la's are said to the tune of Marvelous)
• “Boop-be-doop! *smooch*”
  — start of 4th-wall crisis
• “Health Bar in your face! Feel the love of the Hyper Combo! And it's a "HOOOOOOOMMME RUUUUNNNN!!!" This is a hyper combo!”
  — 4th-Wall Crisis

Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds

• “Check me out! I'm the Ghost of Christmas KICK-YOUR-ASS!”
  — intro
• “Who was I supposed to kill again? Heh, doesn't matter!”
  — intro
• “Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here bustin' my ass, while you sit on yours, watchin' me jump around? How is THAT fair?”
  — match win
• “You were recording that, weren't you, Player? No? Heh heh...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!”
  — match win
• “If you want to bake an omelet, you first have to crack the eggs!”
  — victory
• “Do I kill you with the sleek but impersonal firearm, or go with the cool factor of a nice katana?”
  — victory
• “Now if you'll excuse me, I must continue petitioning Capcom for a Vulgus 2! (Look it up!)”
  — victory
• “Stand on your tiptoes, then bring your foot down. Move into it. Now you're moonwalkin'!”
  — victory
• “Ya can't spell assassin without sin-- and twice the ass!”
  — victory
• “You are teh sux0r! LMAO! And just for the record, I'm laughing AT you, not WITH you.”
  — victory
• “You with the controller! I won DESPITE you. You suck. And smell-- REALLY smell.”
  — victory
• “Hey, I freaking love Street Fighter! Autograph your spleen for me?”
  — to Ryu, Chun-Li, Crimson Viper, Akuma (intro)
• “Ha! Ha! Ha! Magneto... Welcome to Die!”
  — to Magneto (intro)
• “Short and short on deodorant is a real bad combination, stabby!”
  — to Wolverine (intro)
• “How did anyone ever enjoy these games without me in 'em?”
  — to Dante (intro)
• “I get the cover of the next Street Fighter for this. Right, Capcom? Right?”
  — to Ryu, Chun-Li, Crimson Viper, Akuma (match win)
• “I just beat Mag-freakin'-neto! Where yo curly mustache at?!”
  — to Magneto (match win)
• “You see that? That's how you beat Wolverine, people! AND YOU DON'T EVEN NEED OPTIC BLASTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
  — to Wolverine (match win)
• “Next time, maybe ya should let Nero do your fightin', skippy.”
  — to Dante (match win)
• “So... basically I just beat up Humpty Dumpy in a rocket chair, huh?”
  — to M.O.D.O.K. (victory)
• “I think you looked cooler without the dreads. But the game's easier now since you can jump.”
  — to Spencer (victory)
• “And THAT's for lulling me into great side-scrolling adventures that were never possible to beat!”
  — to Arthur (victory)
• “I noticed you're filthy rich. Lucky for you, my services are available at a very high price.”
  — to Tron Bonne (victory)

Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

UMVC3 Deadpool Quotes

Deadpool quotes

• “Capcom should really go back and put me in their other games. Ya know, Resident Deadpool, Mega Deadpool...”
• “That was Deadpoolicious. In case you're wondering, that's my new word for awesome.”
• “Hey, hey! It's Doctor Normal! Well... normal compared to me, anyway.”
  — to Doctor Strange (intro)
• “OBJECTION! Oh man, that really is fun to say!”
  — to Phoenix Wright (intro)
• “Gonna rough you up like a Broadway musical!”
  — to Spider-Man (intro)
• “And you thought Cable wasn't in this game...”
  — in Cablepool DLC costume (intro)
• “Go read your spell books, Doc. I'll stick with my back issues of Dazzler.”
  — to Doctor Strange (match win)
• “I'd say justice was served. No. I don't know how. Just roll with it, okay, people?!”
  — to Phoenix Wright (match win)
• “Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
  — to Spider-Man (match win)
• “... and that's for pooping on my lawn. I'M the only one that gets to do that!”
  — to Spencer (victory). Due to a programming bug, this is directed to Spencer, when it's supposed to be for Amaterasu.
• “Hey. Did you know that Wesker Guy stole your Maximum Spider move? You were doing that back in Marvel Super Heroes! So...gonna go kick his ass? Can I watch?”
  — to Spider-Man (victory)
• “Brother, you ugly. But not just ugly, like BIBLICAL ugly. Like "You could model for death threats" ugly.”
  — to Nemesis T-Type (victory)