Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3[]
- “Argh! These guys don't give up!”
— match start, zombie intro - “Get off! Get!...”
— match start, zombie intro - “Get the hell off me!”
— match start, zombie intro - “Last one! Smile!”
— to Hulk (match start, uses camera intro) - “Looking good! Keep it up!”
— to any female characters (match start, uses camera intro) - “Oh, nice! Hold that pose!”
— to any female characters (match start, uses camera intro) - “Okay. One more shot...”
— to to any female characters (match start, uses camera intro) - “Don't just stand there and watch! Help me out!”
— to Nova (match start, uses zombie intro) - “I'll show that Parker kid who's the better photographer!”
— to Spider-Man (match start, uses camera intro) - “Take off that mask and let me get a shot of the real you!”
— to Deadpool (match start, uses camera intro) - “Great!”
— taunt - “Tastes great!”
— taunt - “Hey, stop hogging the fight!”
— X-Factor activated - “Again?! Why do you guys always go for me!?”
— match win - “Woah! I'm gonna need you guys to scram.”
— match win - “Whoops. Gotta get these pictures in before deadline.”
— match win - “So I can't get a shot without the mask?! Oh well...”
— to Deadpool (match win) - “I have a feeling I'll be seeing you around, Spidey!”
— to Spider-Man (match win) - “So Hulk, I uh... I gotta go.”
— to Hulk (match win) - “Heroes? In the end, the only one I can depend on is myself.”
— to Nova (match win)
Victory[]
- “A real journalist isn't afraid to go in deep in order to get his story!”
- “Geez, would you stop punching for a minute? I came to help! Just follow me to safety!”
- “Hey, when you've faced the undead, psychopaths, and the military, stuff like this is a walk in the park.”
- “I'm not motivated by awards or accolades. I won't turn them down if you wanna give 'em to me though.”
- “So now that I've won -- huh? Damnit Otis, I'm busy, can't you wait -- no, sorry I yelled, I didn't mean it...”
- “Someone needs to get the truth to the people. I'll do whatever it takes to survive for that purpose.”
- “There's a lot more to photography than just pointing and shooting. A good picture has to tell a story!”
- “What do you mean I don't belong here? I've covered wars, y'know.”
- “Kid, you'd better leave this planet pronto. God help us all if you ever got bit by a zombie.”
— against Nova - “The Daily Bugle will pay top dollar for shots of a Spider-Man beatdown. Smile for the camera, Spidey!”
— against Spider-Man - “Ninjas are cool people in my book. Book about the asses I kicked.”
— against Strider Hiryu - “Yo. I've got a fever. And the only prescription...is more cat scratching! (That's a joke, doll)”
— against Felicia[note 1] - “Your gamma radiation ruined my film! Great... There goes this month's rent money.”
— against Hulk - “Man, I remember when you were king of the ring! You've put on a few pounds, but then, so have I...”
— against Mike Haggar
Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite[]
Character Select[]
- “Let me out there boss!”
- “Oh yeah, there's a story brewing!”
- “I've covered wars, you know.”
- “Frank. Frank West.”
- “Gimme a smile!”
Intros[]
- “Get back, you!”
- “Get the hell off me!”
- “Agh, these guys don't give up!”
- “Hey, trying to take a picture here!”
- “Think some heroes turned evil? That's a gold mine!”
— to Avengers - “With you, I can survive in any kind of shopping mall.”
— Chris as teammate - “Hold still, I can shoot you better than Parker does!”
— to Spider-Man - “Exclusive interview if I win, right?”
— to Haggar - “Hey, so shopping malls and casinos aren't in your "Guardian" territory?”
— to Guardian of the Galaxy - “Scoop sense tingling.”
— Spider-Man as teammate - “With your ninja skills, I can take it easy.”
— Strider Hiryu as teammate - “Zombies can't bite you but you get computer viruses instead? That sucks.”
— X, Zero, or Sigma as teammate - “I saw the same costume in Willamette.”
— X as teammate - “Agh, move it! This is a big scoop!”
— to Ultron Sigma - “Golden Camera Awards, here I come!”
— to Ultron Omega
Victory[]
- “Again!? Oh well, it always ends like this!”
- “Woo, that's hot! Keep that pose... If anyone's gonna make you look good in defeat, it's me buddy.”
- “I can't go dying before I've busted open this scoop! A pro is a pro after all, right?”
- “Just goes to show, people don't buy the beefy hero thing anymore. Journalists are the real stars.”
- “Sorry to bother you while you're down... Can you answer a few questions? I could get a great price for this interview!”
- “Let's see what's next... Thai martial arts conspiracy, or mystery militia with a super-soldier serum? No rest for the wicked, huh?”
- “You think this is tough? Try working freelance sometime. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.”
- “Did you forget your first duty is to come back alive? Take it from me. I've covered wars, you know.”
- “A whole new world! Take me to your leader...? No wait... Say cheese!”
- “Our job isn't to take pictures, it's to reveal the truth to people. Don't step to a pro until you understand that.”
- “Mr. Mayor! I won, so I get an exclusive interview, right? Is that how this works?”
— to Haggar - “Geez kid, that lens is all wrong for this lighting. Go back to your high school paper!”
— to Spider-Man
Allusions[]
- ↑ An allusion to Christopher Walken's More Cowbell skit in Saturday Night Live