UMVC3 Hawkeye Quotes
Hawkeye quotes
“Avengers, Defenders, Thunderbolts... I make any team better. ” — intro
“Pfft. And they call Captain America a living legend. ” — intro
“World's greatest marksman, at your service. ” — intro
“This takes real skill, you know. ” — taunt
“You remind me of my circus days... clown. ” — taunt
“Ain't being meeeee!!! ” — defeat
“Guess I was a little... off target... uh... ” — defeat
“Always on the mark. ” — match win
“Yeah. Eat your heart out, Robin Hood. ” — match win
“You're not brash if you can back it up. ” — match win
“Guns are for wussies. ”
“I'm not too shabby without the bow and arrows, either, ya know... ”
“I'm so good at this archery stuff, it's getting boring. Maybe I should try that whole Goliath thing again. ” — victory
“In case you're wondering, it's not Bullseye impersonating me. It's the real deal that handed you your ass. ” — victory
“Kate Bishop's a good Hawkeye. But there's no substitute for the original. ” — victory
“My wife Bobbi tells me I have to do a better job of controlling my temper. What do you think? ” — victory
“Not too bad for a guy who got himself killed more than a few times, ya know? ” — victory
“Now that was a performance worthy of my circus days. Think I'll take a bow now... ” — victory
“Sorry. I'm married. Can't blame you for wantin' me, though. ” — to any female character except She-Hulk , Amaterasu and Crimson Viper (intro)
“Them Cap's Kooky Quartet days are over, old man. ” — to Captain America (intro) [note 1]
“Take it up with Fury if S.H.I.E.L.D. rejected your application. Not me. ” — to Crimson Viper (intro)
“You're going to try and out-archer me?! Good luck with that. ” — to Taskmaster (intro)
“You underestimated me from day one. Big mistake. ” — to Iron Man (intro) [note 2]
“You remember when we used to be friends, Jen? Yeah. Neither did I. ” — to She-Hulk (intro)
“An angry space midget with a sword? Yeah. I've been at this for too long. ” — to Zero (intro)
“Lights! Camera! Ass-kicking. ” — to Frank West (intro)
“Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Not today, sweetheart. ” — to any female character except She-Hulk , Amaterasu and Crimson Viper (match win)
“Man. I should be leading the Avengers... ” — to Captain America (match win)
“Black Widow , you ain't. ” — to Crimson Viper (match win)
“Next time, leave the bow and arrow stuff to me, skull face. ” — to Taskmaster (match win)
“Force Works? Really? What were you thinking? ” — to Iron Man (match win) [note 3]
“Guess your cousin is the one with the brains in the family. ” — to She-Hulk (match win)
“Less than Zero. Ha! See what I did there? ” — to Zero (match win)
“Hope you got my good side, camera boy. ” — to Frank West (match win)
“Just give up the whole 'fighting the Avengers' thing and make a nice living as a parade float instead. ” — to M.O.D.O.K. (victory)
“I may give ya a hard time, but the truth is, there's nobody I respect more than you, Cap. ” — to Captain America (victory)
“How'd they let you in the Avengers anyways, web face? ” — to Spider-Man (victory)
“Still not sure I buy the whole 'god' thing, Goldilocks. ” — to Thor (victory)
“Come a long way from that punk small-time crook I was when ya first met me, huh, Shellhead? ” — to Iron Man (victory)
“You fought like an old man, Logan. ” — to Wolverine (victory) [note 4]
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“I never miss. Count on it! ”
“Don't worry about me. Just worry about yourself. ”
“I got your back on this. ”
“Now this is my kind of team-up! ”
“Standard Avengers protocol, right? ” — Avenger as teammate
Intros [ ]
“World's greatest marksman, at your service! ”
“I've got an arrow with your name on it. ”
“Avengers, Defenders, Thunderbolts, I make any team better! ”
“Let's show them how professionals operate. ”
“Sure you wanna lose today Steve? Don't wanna tarnish your 'Living Legend' reputation. ” — to Captain America
“Me? A Guardian? I thought you clowns already had an archer ! ” — to Guardian of the Galaxy or Guardian as teammate
“Behave, and I might just put in a good word for you with the Thunderbolts. ” — Villain as teammate
“Seriously!? How many times are we gonna fight each other? ” — to Avenger
“I'm all for girl power, so I'm not going easy on you. ” — to female characters
“Mr. Mayor, once we deal with these two, I'll help you clean up New Metro City. ” — Haggar as teammate
“You got all dressed up for me? Then I'll be honored to kick your shiny metal butt! ” — to Ultron Sigma
“You just made yourself a bigger target. ” — to Ultron Omega
“How many arrows does it take to shut you up? ” — to Thanos
Victory [ ]
“Always on the mark. ”
“The name's Hawkeye, but you can just call me the World's Greatest Marksman! ”
“Everyone relax! I'm here to save the world. Again. ”
“Next time I'll throw rocks. Maybe then you'll have a fighting chance. ”
“If I miss I'm just another dude with a bow. That's why I always hit my target! ”
“Teleporters are so easy to read. You practically warped into my arrows. ” — to teleporting characters
“Hah! Might as well change my nickname to World's Greatest Avenger! ” — to Avenger
“A little slow there, huh, old man? ” — to Captain America , Haggar
“Sorry sweetheart, but this Cupid's retired! ” — to female characters
“Easy there, big guy. The angrier you get, the bigger of a target you become. ” — to Hulk
“Who's next? I've got an arrow for each one of you! ” — to villains
Allusions [ ]
↑ A reference to the second Avengers line-up led by Captain America that consisted of him, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver
↑ A reference to how Hawkeye made his debut as an adversary of Iron Man
↑ A reference to a failed superhero team Iron Man made in the 90s shortly after the disbandment of the West Coast Avengers
↑ A reference to the Old Man Logan comics, which takes place in an apocalyptic future where supervillains rule the world. An elderly, blind Hawkeye appears as a major supporting character in the original run