- “I'm gonna kill you. Painfully.”
— intro
- “I'm here to teach you some moves!”
— intro
- “Now, which attack should I use on you, huh?”
— intro
- “You are the Ass Kick-EE. I am the Ass Kick-ER.”
— intro
- “Hya! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
— taunt
- “Don't ya know any other moves?”
— taunt
- “What crude fighting!”
— match win
- “I didn't even get to show you all my moves!”
— match win
- “Thanks for the moves. Now get outta my face!”
— match win
- “You fight like an amateur, chump!”
— match win
- “Consider this lesson on the house. You wanna fight again, it's gonna cost ya.”
— victory
- “Give me six months and $99,999.99 and I'll train you up from a zero to a world-class merc!”
— victory
- “I can use Captain America's shield, fight like Iron Fist, and move like Daredevil. Simply put, I'm awesome.”
— victory
- “I got whatcha call photographic reflexes. Anything you do, I can do. Only better.”
— victory
- “You fight like a loser! I'm not even gonna bother stealing your moves.”
— victory
- “You wanna be a big-leaguer? You got the cash, then I can make it happen.”
— victory
- “Ooh! Hidden weapons! This should be fun.”
— to Hsien-Ko (intro)
- “Hey there, slick! We meet again.”
— to Spider-Man (intro)
- “Long time no see, Cap.”
— to Captain America (intro)
- “I do this for cash. Not for the thrills.”
— to Ryu, Akuma, Tron Bonne (intro)
- “I can use that armour in my classes.”
— to Iron Man (intro)
- “Maybe you need some more weapons!”
— to Hsien-Ko (match win)
- “I'll send you a bill for the lesson!”
— to Spider-Man (match win)
- “Ha! Ha! Ha! Maybe I should show you how to use that shield!”
— to Captain America (match win)
- “I'm so much better than you. You can't win.”
— to Ryu, Akuma, Tron Bonne (match win)
- “Looks like Tony Stark needs a bodyguard.”
— to Iron Man (match win)
- “Thanks for the new slogan, Capitano. "Taskmaster! He beat the crap outta Cap!"”
— to Captain America (victory)
- “Now there's one doggie that got put to sleep.”
— to Amaterasu (victory)
- “You got a lotta nice weapons there, toots. Don't mind if I help myself to 'em, do ya?”
— to Crimson Viper (victory)
- “Guess this makes me the new 'best that there is.' Hell, I'm even gonna put it on my business card and everything.”
— to Wolverine (victory)
- “I told ya a hundred times... you can't work for me. 'Cause killing my students is bad for business!”
— to Deadpool (victory)
- “Anything I see you do, I can do, too!”
— (intro)
- “All these moves packed into one mean fighting machine!”
— (intro)
- “Sorry. I can't train you. You're beyond help.”
— (victory)
- “That beating came free of charge.”
— (victory)
- “Hmph! Any money in pest control? Guess we're about to find out.”
— to Rocket Raccoon (intro)
- “Don't take it personally when I bullseye an arrow through your skull.”
— to Hawkeye (intro)
- “Think you'll look good stuffed and mounted over my fireplace.”
— Rocket Raccoon (match win)
- “Ha! Thanks for the archery lesson, William Tell!”
— to Hawkeye (match win)
- “I can't copy your powers, but why the hell would I want to?”
— to Nova (victory)